"I guess I need help."
"Help? You mean like on homework? No, 'cause you're old, and you already know stuff." -- Angel and Willow
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"Yes, I lied, I'm a bad person, let's move on." -- Buffy
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"Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with Dead Boy on this one."
"Could you not call me that?" -- Xander and Angel
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"You know, people underestimate the value of a good ramble." -- Buffy
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"Goody! Research party!"
"Will, you need a life in the worst way." -- Willow and Xander
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"I'm not ashamed. It's the computer age. Nerds are in. They're still in, right?" -- Willow
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"Needs should definitely be met, as long as it doesn't require ointments the next day." -- Xander
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"Maybe Buffy unplugged the phone."
"No, it's a statistical impossibility for a sixteen- year-old girl to unplug her phone." -- Giles and Xander
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"You guys... I just... hate you guys! The weirdest things always happen when you're around." -- Cordelia
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"Can you say "overreaction"?"
"Can you say "sucking chest wound"?" -- Xander and Buffy
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"It's too bad we can't take a look at the Watcher diaries, and read up on Angel. I'm sure it's full of fun facts to know and tell."
"Yeah. It's too bad. That stuff is private."
"Also, Giles keeps them in his office, in his personal files."
"Most importantly, it would be Wrong." -- Willow and Buffy
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"Why does everyone always yell my name? I'm not deaf, and I can take a hint. What's the hint?" -- Cordelia
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"Oh, he's a _vampire_. Of course! But the cuddly kind. Like a care bear, with fangs." -- Cordelia
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"Cordelia, your mouth is open, sound is coming from it. This is never good." -- Buffy
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"You're the Slayer and we're, like, the Slayerettes." -- Willow
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"If they hurt Willow I'll kill you." -- Xander
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"I laugh in the face of danger! Then I hide until it goes away." -- Xander
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"Why should someone want to harm Cordelia?"
"Maybe because they met her? Did *I* say that?" -- Giles and Willow
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"We are totally overreacting."
"But it's fun, isn't it?" -- Buffy and XanderOn Dating...
"Well... When I'm with a boy I like it's hard for me to say anything cool, or witty, or at all. I - I can usually make a few vowel sounds. And then I have to go away..." -- Willow!!!!
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"Who *is* that girl?" -- Oz!
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"I've had it. Spike is going down. You can attack me, you can send assassins after me, that's fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend." -- Buffy
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"You're just impressed by any pretty girl who can walk and talk."
"She doesn't have to talk." -- Oz! and Devon
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"People don't fall in love with what's right in front of them. People want the dream -- what they can't have. The more unattainable, the more attractive." -- Xander
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"You know, I never really thanked you."
"Oh, yeah, please don't. I don't do thanks. I get all red. Have to bail. It's not pretty." -- Willow and Oz!
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"Well, you know, I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for Xander to go out with every other girl in the world until he notices me. Or I can just get on with my life."
"Good for you."
"Well, I didn't choose yet." -- Willow and Buffy
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"Now is it time to have a talk about the facts of life?"
"You know, I'm suddenly deciding this is none of your business."
"You know, 'cause that whole stork thing is a smoke screen!" -- Xander and Giles
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"So, we're talking about a guy?"
"Not exactly a guy. For us to have a conversation about a guy, there'd have to be a guy for us to have a conversation about. Was that a sentence?" -- Willow and Buffy
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"He's not in school, right? He looks older than her."
"You're not wrong." -- Ford and Xander discussing Angel
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"You took a bath."
"Yeah, I often do. I'm actually known for it." -- Xander and Buffy
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"I just get messed sometimes. I wish we could be regular kids."
"I'll never be a kid."
"All right, a regular kid and her cradle-robbing, creature-of-the-night boyfriend." -- Buffy and Angel
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"I'm brainsick. I can't have a relationship with him!"
"Not during the day... but you could ask him for coffee some night. It's the non-relationship drink of choice. It's not a date, it's a caffeinated beverage. Okay, sure, it's hot and bitter, like a relationship that way, but..." -- Buffy and Willow
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"How will I know what to wear?"
"Do you own anything else?"
"Well, not as such, no." -- Giles and Jenny
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"I'm just gonna go home, lie down, and listen to country music. The music of pain." -- Xander
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"Being called an idiot tends to take people out of the dating mood."
"It actually kind of turns me on."
"I fear you." -- Buffy and Xander
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"How is Angel? Pretend I care."
"Getting better."
"And you're loving playing nursemaid?"
"Oh, yeah!"
"So, is it better than playing naughty stewardess?" -- Xander, Buffy and Willow
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"You're not a praying mantis, are you? Sorry... someone else." -- Xander
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"Please, I'm so over her! Did she, um, mention when she might be getting back? About which I do _not_ care!" -- Xander
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"Cute guy. Teenager! Post-pubescent fantasies!" -- Buffy (It's a girl thing.)
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"It is kind of novel how he'll stay young and handsome forever, although you'll still get wrinkly and die... and oh, what about the children? I'll be quiet now." -- Willow
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"It's weird, though. In his way, I feel like he's still watching me."
"Well, in a way he sort of is...in the way of that he's right over there." -- Buffy and Willow
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"I was brought up a proper lady. I wasn't meant to understand things. I'm just meant to look pretty, and then someone nice will marry me. Possibly a baron." -- Buffy
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"When Buffy was a vampire, you weren't still, like, attracted to her, were you?"
"Willow, how can you...? I mean, that's really *bent*. She was... grotesque."
"Still dug her, huh?"
"I'm sick. I need help."
"Don't I know it." -- Willow and Xander
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"So, you've been seeing a guy, but you don't know what he looks like. Okay, this is a puzzle. No, wait, I'm good at these. Does it involve a midget and a block of ice?" -- Buffy
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"Apparently Buffy has decided the problem with the English language is all those pesky words. You. Angel. Big. Smoochies?"
"Shut. Up." -- Xander and Buffy
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"Is Mr. I'm-the-lead-singer-I'm- so-great-I-don't-have-to-show-up-for-my-date-or-even-call going to be there?"
"Yeah. You know, he's just going by Devon now."
"Well, you can tell him that I don't care, and that I didn't even mention it, and that I didn't even see you, so that's just fine."
"So, what do I tell him?"
"Nothing. Geeze, get with the program!" -- Cordelia and Oz!
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"Well, I'm not constantly monitoring his health, his moods, his blood pressure...
"130 over 80."
"You got it bad, girl!" -- Buffy and Willow
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"But who am I kidding? Dates are things normal girls have. Girls who have time to think about nail polish and facials. You know what I think about? Ambush tactics. Beheading. Not exactly the stuff dreams are made of." -- Buffy
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"The other night I dreamt that Xander... Uh, it wasn't Xander. In fact it wasn't me. In fact, it was a friend's dream, and she can't remember it." -- Willow
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"I suppose some girls might find him good-looking. If they have eyes. Okay, he's a honey!" -- Buffy
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"That's why you're so cool! You're like a guy! You're my guy friend that knows about girl stuff."
"Oh great. I'm a guy." -- Xander and Willow
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"All's well that ends with cute E.R. doctors, I always say." -- Buffy
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"You're not like other boys at all. You are totally and completely one of the girls!" -- Buffy to Xander
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"That the Slayer?"
"Yep."
"Ain't that Angelus with her?"
"Yep."
"Well, how come she ain't slayin'? And how come he's about to make me blush?" -- Tector and Lyle
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"Yes, she's lovely... in a common, extremely well-proportioned way." -- Giles
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"Are we overlooking the possibility that she may be very attracted to me? ... She's possessed." -- Xander
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"I fed on a girl your age. Beautiful. Dumb as a post." -- Angel
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